In 1991, I was reading an article about a guy, John Willingham, who had won the World Championship of Barbecuemultiple times, and at multiple championships (like many cult followings, barbecue is claimed by many, so which contest is the definitive World Championship is still up for debate). The most interesting part of the article to me was that he claimed that the key to his whole success was his amazing barbecue cooker, which he had invented. I decided right away that I needed to have one of those cookers.
I called him up and soon discovered what an amazing character he is; hes a really smart businessman. At the end of our conversation he said, Well, Im not going to sell you a cooker unless I get a nondisclosure agreement.
So I said, Okay, send me one. He sent me this five-page legal nondisclosure agreement, which I signed and sent back. It was all pretty standard. Some people might be put off at this point, but I am familiar with NDAs because we use them all the time in the technology world.
The next thing I knew, FedEx delivered a refrigerated box of ribs to my house. It included instructions, which I followed exactly, on how to cook the ribs. These were the best ribs Ive ever had in my life. At this point, the guy had me totally hooked.
So I called him back and said, Okay, Im ready to buy a cooker.
But John told me, Well, I wont sell a cooker to someone I dont like. In fact, I wont sell a cooker to most of my friends.
We had about a three-hour phone interview in which I had to justify that I was worthy of acquiring a cooker. He also had concerns about the rainy weather in Seattle, and how that would affect the cooker. In the end, I did get my cooker, and with it I made the best ribs Id ever made. But they werent as good as Johns. So I tried again, and I tried again, and I called him on the phone. Clearly, I was not quite getting all the elements together.
Exasperated, I said, John, why dont I just come down to Memphis and maybe you can teach me.
He said, Oh, thats great. Why dont you come down in May. We have a little contest coming.
On my way there I thought, okay, Im going to have a couple hours of barbecue instruction, and then Im going to go over to Beale Street and hear some jazz, and then maybe Ill tour Graceland, and then Ill go home. Itll be pretty straightforward, a fun weekend. Well, it turned out his little contest was the Memphis in May World Championship of Barbecue Cooking Contest.
John handed me an apron and said, Youre on the team; its the only way youll learn.
For three days I cooked for 16 hours a day (this was before I went to La Varenne or had even worked in a restaurant kitchen). It was an incredibly intense experience; I trussed a whole hog for the first time in my life. I trimmed about 300 pounds of ribs. Ultimately, they put me in charge of two dishes: one for the pasta category and one for the anything but pork category. We made smoked pasta and decided to use ostrich for the “anything but pork.” We won first place for both those dishes, amazingly enough! We also won Best Team Overall. John and his team deserve all of the credit, of course. I was just this weird technology guy who they took under their wing.
I have to say though, my barbecue did get better. Maybe not as good as Johns, but Im still working on it.
The Memphis in May World Championship of Barbecue will be held this year from May 17 to 19.